Yes, you read that right. No, there is no ‘if’ and ‘but’ and terms and conditions or an asterisk attached to it.
Plain and simple. Get your assignments done for an unbelievable discount. Only A$1.
What is the story of this A$1 Offer?
It all started when the students wrote us emails and long messages that they are unable to get any good assignment offers online. They want My Assignment Services to introduce some new out of the world offer.
We read your messages. We analysed our position. We looked at our finances and decided it was time to give you what you want. We have family to support and mouths to feed so free assignments are out of the question. But we love you guys and want you to know that we care about you as well. So, I talked to my team and here you have.
Adding a cup of goodness with a teaspoon of discounts, we stirred it for one week on a low flame of offer planning. Here you have, freshly brewed A$1 Assignment Sale.
What will be done in this offer?
Well, as the name suggests and you can see, My Assignment Services is doing assignments for only A$1. I know you got this much cash, don’t you?
There is one single condition only that I think is justifiable on our end as well.
The offer is only applicable when you order two assignments at once. Wait, wait. Hear me out. What happens is that you get one assignment done for the actual price it has. The average base price for a 1000 word essay of 48 hours deadline is A$99. That is exactly what we ask of you. You get this first assignment done for the price it deserves and orders a second assignment as well. What happens? The second assignment is done for A$1.
Should I explain it more?
What do you need to do?
Since the offer will not work unless you place an order of two assignments at once, you have to make sure that your friends agree to your plan.
You have to ask around everyone who wants to get their assignments done, collect orders and send it to us. For every assignment worth A$99, you get the second assignment for A$1.
The best way to make use of this offer to the fullest, to the extent that you are exploiting us, is to send us every assignment that you can get. And what to do next?
You can party all night long with your weed and bong. And we will take care of the assignments.
When is the bomb dropping?
Well, I wanted to give it to you right now. Like right at this moment hack your system and redirect you. But I cannot do that. So we decided to start it on 4 February 2019.
The party is all set, invitations have been sent, and we all are looking forward to seeing you.
Mark your calendar and set a reminder on your phones.
The sale of the century is going live on 4 February and we are all geared up. You should be too. Spread the word among your friends and relatives and put those group chats to good use.
4 February is the date!
I know you have heard this a lot but I promise you that you have not seen anything like it. The best assignment offer is coming your way and we are more excited than we are supposed to be.
The teams have serviced their phones, formatted the computers and have revised their concepts. We are waiting eagerly for you to throw waves of assessments on us.
What’s in it for you?
There is everything for you, every single benefit that you can reap from any assignment help offer ever.
You get –
- Unlimited revisions
- Free Turnitin report
- 24×7 customer support
- Original and unique answers